wendybird.

nearlyheadlessbrit:

inderluecke:

So, Lauren, our friend and I are playing this game tonight. We’ve added a coupla extra rules though:

• 1 drink for giggling
• Chug drink for gratuitous sexuality (i.e. women in their undergarments)
• 2 drinks when the hero gazes in the distance
• 2 drinks for when supporting characters are annoying (i.e. when Mrs. Bennet harps on about her nerves).

First we’re trying it with Becoming Jane (because I want to coo over James McAvoy and because it’s a beautiful lovely film) and then with the Pride and Prejudice with Keira Knightly. The last time we played it we played it to Sense and Sensibility with Alan Rickman and got so drunk that instead of calling out Womanly Skills we just shouted out things “DOORS. THAT’S A WOMANLY SKILL. YOU MUST DRINK EVERY TIME A DOOR IS IN SHOT” etc. It was the dogs that got us. There were like eight in one shot. EIGHT. 

BAVIS. 

PUCCIO.

we are doing this. can you get time off of work? nevermind- get off from gamestop please. because i fly in on a friday- we can do this that night if you’re down. march is so far away. i’m drinking coffee at 8:50pm. i’ll be available to talk on the phone in 20 minutes. i hope you see this.  nobody in grad school likes jane austen. forever alone.

(Source: ignoranceisanescape)